!!! Lighter side !!! laugh your heart out !!! # 5

Maid: What do you want, sir?

Visitor: I want to see your master.

Maid: What’s your business, please?

Visitor: There is a bill...

Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...

Visitor: Which I have to pay him...

Maid: And he returned this morning. :)

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A foreign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the

Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it

took to build.

Twenty years, replied the guide.

You Indians are a lazy lot. The tourist said. .In my country, this could have

been built in five..

At Agra he admired the Taj’s beauty and asked how many years it took to

build.

Only ten years, said the guide.

The tourist retorted: .You Indians are slow! We can construct such buildings

in two-and-a-half..

In this fashion the tourist claimed that every building he admired could have

been built in his country in quarter the time. Finally, when they reached the

Qutab Minar and the tourist asked what it was, the guide replied: .I don’t

know. It wasn’t there yesterday evening... ; )

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